My first Pasty ride with a few of my blogging buddies Rafe, Matty, John, Toby got under way with a nice cup of tea and some bickies, this would set the tone for the day, multiple stops for treats and snacks and why not this ride was not about banging the miles in it was supposed to be a leisure ride around the beautiful Cotswolds and that’s exactly what it turned out to be.

Just over 1 mile in and our first puncture quickly fixed by Rafe and John as the rest of us stood idly by, gassing and laughing.
As we continued toward Lechlade and beyond I discovered we would be skirting Little Farringdon and the wedding celebrations of one Kate Moss, thinking we may have some paparazzi roaming around it was with great disappointment that there was bugger all about and a shot of me in my lycras in OK magazine was going to be highly unlikely.
Onward toward Bibury I was shocked at the total lack of sense of the tourists and their inability to cross the road safely or at all, they seem to be in a dazed nostalgic haze blindly walking all over the place with cameras and daft accents. After negotiating this human slalom course we stopped for a nice cuppa at the trout farm cafe and joined the tourists in a bit of nostalgic photography.



Next stop was Cirencester and our half way point, the idea of the whole ride being the place were the West Cornwall Pasty shop was, Getting there was a problem and if I’m honest the only crappy bit of the ride being there is no way into the centre of town other than to use some major roads and roundabouts, the bonus was seeing some old boy in a car getting beeped at by everyone for trying to go the wrong way down a one way street, fun and games.
The lads went for the more unusual Pasties filled with god only knows what? but I decide on the traditional which had just come from the oven and was effin hot. We retired across the road to the war memorial and munched them down with me munching more than I had bargained for losing a filling in the process, costly pasty this was going to be.

Next stop the pub around the corner for a pint of cider and a bit of people watching at the Bear Inn, The people we were watching were of the lesbian variety and it was all very interesting in full public view, all of this and a pint of cider how very lovely.

Out of Cirencester we headed toward the Cotswold water park were John sadly had to leave us as he had already ridden a million miles and it was easier for him to go direct from the park, we on the other hand were not finished with the food and Rafe wanted to go for an ice cream at the park so with a slight detour we headed off for another binge.
By this time I was full and the thought of an ice cream sloshing about in my belly with beer and Cornish pasty was just to much so I settled on a nice flapjack, Oh what a party animal I am.

Off we headed on the final leg of the route passing through some beautiful Cotswold villages and back toward Shrivenham and Rafes place, a thoroughly enjoyable day with some top blokes who I look forward to cycling with again, before the next pasty ride I hope?
Ride Stats:
Finished Road Cycle: 2 Jul 2011 16:48:09
Route: Pasty Ride
Shortened Google Maps URL: http://j.mp/mkcPjl
Ride Time: 3:47:59
Stopped Time: 2:22:35
Distance: 51.66 miles
Average: 13.60 miles/h
Fastest Speed: 40.65 miles/h
Ascent: 1162 feet
Descent: 1269 feet
Calories: 2904
Some Fun Bits and proof for the doubters:


The commute
January 26, 2012 — smiddyslifeStarting tomorrow I will attempt to drive to work and dump the car a short distance away then commute the remaining 6 miles into work, hopefully this will give me an extra 12 miles per shift towards the Facebook challenge “2012milesin2012″
Because I do 12 hour shifts it’s gonna be a tough call to drag myself out of bed at 05:00 and not get home until 20:00, blimey now I’ve put that down it scares me!
Also doing the usual #12×100 on twitter so all these miles will build up toward a decent end of year mileage.
Let’s see how long I can keep this up?
On a lighter note, no pun intended here’s my weight loss thus far since Jan 1st